I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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