I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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