Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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