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dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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