I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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