You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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