Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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