It's like God shit irony all over that family
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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