I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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