walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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