it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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