I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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