so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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