before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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