Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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