Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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