He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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