I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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