weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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