Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I can't put those talents on a resume
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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