new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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