Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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