I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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