i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
