that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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