3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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