Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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