Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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