I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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