UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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