pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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