I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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