The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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