apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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