Just fell off a train. Bad.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Hippo gnu deer
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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