what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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