Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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