I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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