I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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