Porn is love you can see.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Randomize
