So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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