I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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