Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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