it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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