i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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