So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I would ride that face into the sunset
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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