I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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