You made me cry and you don't even care
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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