If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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