he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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