Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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