We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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