guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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