just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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