he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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