Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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