whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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